You know what it’s like – you’re taking a Sunday stroll and before you know it BOOM! WWIII,  pre-emptive strikes and winds carrying heavy radiation are approaching.

Don’t worry it’s ok, you’re fully prepared having bought your radiation suit from Demron, Safer America has a hazmat suit for sale going for a bargain $1,350. Of course if you’re a little more frugal there’s always Ebay the poor mans alternative, where a cheapo charcoal lined rad suit can often be picked up for less than £20, and AnythignRadiactive.com has them for sale for £14.99 inc p&p.

Warning: They’re strictly non re-useable, so don’t try putting your suit on again after going outside and playing with all those magic moonbeams. Sadly radiation doesn’t tend to go away if you ignore it.